HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
This is just… amazing. xD
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Stranger Danger lessons from childhood, only...candy. Nice story though.
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dear dallas, be mine.
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I am 100% serious when I say that would totally work on me.
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id go for this anyday
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This is just… amazing. xD
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